Greetings, all you Sock-wearing Children. Welcome, Grown-ups with kind and inquisitive eyeballs. This book is for you!

Have you ever wondered where your children’s socks go when they disappear? The Sock Witch is a creepy, disgusting and warm-hearted story about a witch who only eats the socks of little boys under the age of seven.

The full, disturbing-yet-thrilling tale of this ancient, powerful witch and the town that comes to love her will tickle your metatarsals. Just a hint of that harrumph-alicious villain, Malvin P. Minkle, will raise your hackles. Your sons will wonder at the power of their feet, and your daughters will become gleeful over the miraculous twisty-turns of the delicious surprise ending.

Coming soon, to cities and towns everywhere.